July 22, 2014
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
July 22, 2014

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(Source: crwnly, via pixelstarlight)

July 22, 2014

hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

(via pixelstarlight)

July 22, 2014

(Source: onetothestate, via jameskiddforever)

July 22, 2014
bakrua:

ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it
Art:
Painting tutorial
Female/male arms
Kneeling + Sitting ref
Dragon head view tutorial
SAI brushes 86786
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100+ colour palletes
Avoiding same face
Face contours/highlighting 
free art MyPaint
Body anatomy help 1
How to shift images using blur in PS
Drawing clothe folding
How to draw ice
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Colour palette 2
SAI brush settings 2
SAI/PS pixel brushes
Warm/Cool gray
Flower crown tutorial
Skin colour palette
Pink colour sheet
How to draw butts&thighs
The male torso
Drawing glowing stuff in SAI
Drawing horse/animal legs on humans
Drawing clouds
Muscular male with bow stock photos
Pastel colours
Drawing grass fields in SAI
Expressions&Legs
All about the human body
20+ colour palettes 
Colour conversion
Kissing ref
Creature design 
Colour meanings
Creating expression
Tutorial masterpost (100+)
Lineart
Canine
How to colour
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Feline comparisons
How to draw penis
Leaf pressing
100+ anatomy references 
How to draw folds
SAI brushes 3
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Cloud painting
How to draw 3D rooms
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SAI brushes 5
Colour scheme designer
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Anatomy of mutant humans
What should I draw?
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Trampoline = outside bed
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make music on itunes sound great
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Pokemon mystery dungeons iphone
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PokéRadar guide
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Mental health:
Talking about your mental health

bakrua:

ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it

Art:

Writing:

General: 

Makeup:

Gender:

Backgrounds:

Clothing: 

Cheer up/Be happy

Sowing:

Food:

Exercise: 

Games:

Mental health:

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July 22, 2014
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via knives-with-hammers)

July 22, 2014
What really happened...
Dreamworks: so you are saying we have to sacrifice something to make this series the biggest franchise in DWA history?
Satan: yes. Now I think you have to give up that left leg of his.
Dreamworks: but... don't you think it's a bit too much especially for the kids?
Satan: nah, he still gets to keep his other leg
Dreamworks: ok *amputates Hiccup*
Dreamworks: what should we sacrifice for the sequel?
Satan: Stoick the Vast would make an excellent sacrifice
Dreamworks: but—
Satan: c'mon, he still gets to keep his other parent
Dreamworks: ok *kills off Stoick*
Dreamworks: what about the last sacrifice?
Satan: *looks intently at Toothless*
Dreamworks: ...
Satan: ...
Dreamworks: ...
Satan: ...
Dreamworks: oh no
Satan: oh yes
July 22, 2014

Dapper dykes who are still really femme because they just have the most beautiful faces
Oh my heart~~~ 💜〰💜

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July 21, 2014

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

image

(via iwillpossessyourhearttt)

July 21, 2014
"Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."

— My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

(via pixelstarlight)

July 21, 2014

unwinona:

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

Squee!

(via itspazuzu)

July 21, 2014

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July 21, 2014

kickingshoes:

myfemalegaze:

geekisthecolour:

elijahfeathers:

cocobeef:

redsuitandtie:

commonersking:

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

26 of 36.

26 of 36 

31 out of 36.

YOOO WHAT

Your score on this test was 29 out of 36.

WELL I DON’T SUCK

30 out of 36…
I did notice though how most of the female examples are hard to read because they have that kind of unexpressive, glazed modelling look. Also pretty sure I saw Chris Evans & Keanu Reeves in there XD

33 out of 36

Woo!

30 out of 36. I’m honestly amazed. I hate looking people in the eyes so I assumed I’d get a lot lower.

30/36. I did find a lot of the female gazes hard to read because of the model-esque glazed over look someone else mentioned. They also didn’t make use of their eyebrows as much as the dudes did.

(via soybasedproduct)

July 21, 2014

monstergf:

my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself

(via cynicalpie)

July 21, 2014

atokniiro:

Success, a short comic about following your dreams

(made in celebration of my Facebook page reaching 100K Likes)

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